They laughed when he bought the top.
They stopped laughing when he doubled down.
This hoodie isn't just warm – it's a warning.
Built for degens who already know they're the exit plan, but wear it proudly anyway. Heavy enough for winter dumps, cozy enough for coping sessions. This one hits different.
Perfect for post-rug recovery, Discord drama, or just flexing your pain in vertical print.
You either exit… or get exited.
Product features
• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit – comfy, no matter how hard the market hits
• Fabric: 80% cotton / 20% polyester – medium-heavy and durable
• Back print: Bold vertical “BE MY EXIT LIQUIDITY”
• Hood: Adjustable with matching drawstrings and soft jersey lining
• Details: Ribbed cuffs and waistband, double-stitched, tear-away label
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
